Problem Child

Chris Green, 44, founder member of oldblokesonbikes and Blue Beaver, has been an inspiration to us all. Although weighing only 50kg fully clothed with a body mass index of –47, he rides like a mountain goat on speed.

This edition of Hot Gossip focuses on Chris’ garage and in particular his recent tendency to deliberately leave things in places other than their formally allocated space.

Fellow rider, Graham “balls out” Wilkes, commented that this type of behaviour could clearly become out of hand, probably leading to bigamy, bestiality, alcoholism, drug abuse and a poorly maintained bike. Chris was clearly upset by this comment, noting that his bike was and always will be properly maintained.

Friend, Scotsman and fellow member of OBOB Kenny Presly remarked that he was “surprised and disappointed” at Chris’ failure to maintain adequate levels of garage etiquette. Kenny added “Och, I’m surprised and disappointed”.

OBOB are currently doing everything we can to support Chris.

We love Chris..